Membership of this club is extremely limited and available only to those who've passed the ultimate test: Does this person generally dislike socialising with others as much as you do? No?
That would explain why membership is mostly just you and a cup of tea.
In your room.
With a book.
This colourful, gold-backed, hard enamel lapel pin comes beautifully presented on a Jubly-Umph backing card. It is one of a limited edition.